The Lazy Homebird

Where Cozy Gets a Little Unhinged

We’re not here to peddle boring stickers and call it a day. We’re here to aggressively celebrate your brilliant, chaotic, neurospicy existence — one aggressively adorable item at a time.

📚 Books ruining your social life? Excellent.
🧠 Brain wired like a malfunctioning supercomputer? Welcome home.
🌈 Queer and proud? We see you.

This shop is for the weirdos, the wallflowers, the bookworms, the burned-out girlies/gays/theys, the neurospicy fam, the anxious plant parents, the cozy chaos creatures who love coffee more than they love most people, and anyone else who’s just trying to survive this hellscape with a bit of humour and a lot of heart.

We’re not a store. We’re a vibe. And that vibe is loud, weird, and unstoppable.

Whatever brought you here — welcome. You’re safe here. You’re seen. And you’re probably overdue for a nap and a cuppa tea.