My Milkshake Gay Sticker

Introducing the "My Milkshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard and I’m Like Go Away, I’m Gay" sticker – a chaotic fever dream wrapped in pastel pink perfection. It’s bold. It’s fabulous. It’s lactose-intolerant-friendly.

Stick it on your water bottle, laptop, or forehead when you need to ward off unnecessary hetero energy with maximal sparkle and minimal explanation. It's giving Kelis remix, but make it queer and tired of your nonsense.

Made for those who serve looks, not straight men.

You didn’t choose the milkshake life. The milkshake life chose you – and now you’re just trying to vibe.

Buy it. Slap it. Repel unwanted yard visitors in style.

Specifications:

• Material: Vinyl
• Finish: Matte
• Size: 8.9cm wide x 6.5cm high