Hello I Am Here to Pet All the Dogs Tote Bag

"HELLO I AM… Here to Pet All the Dogs" Tote Bag

Let’s cut to the chase: you didn’t come here to socialise with humans. You came here to pet dogs. Every single one of them. And now, thanks to this bag, the world finally knows your purpose.

This is not just a tote. This is a bold declaration of intent. A lifestyle. A warning to all who dare to stand between you and someone’s Golden Retriever. Made from sturdy canvas that can hold everything from treats to tennis balls to the crushing weight of not owning 17 dogs (yet), it’s your new sidekick on the noble quest to boop every snoot in a 5-mile radius.

Perfect for:

• Dog parks (obviously)
• Grocery stores (where there’s a 2% chance someone tied up a Cattledog outside)
• Tinder dates (filter out the dog-haters early)
• Literally anywhere dogs might be

Grab one. Unleash yourself. The dogs are waiting.

Specifications:

• Material: 100% cotton canvas
• Size: 15"x16", 4" flat bottom gusset, 22” long handles
• Brand: Indigo Maiden
  
• Designed in USA
• Made in China