Let Me Be Perfectly Queer LGBTQ+ Tote Bag

"Let Me Be Perfectly Queer" Tote Bag – For When Subtlety Can Get Stuffed

You there! Yeah, you with the questionable life choices and killer wardrobe – stop lugging your essentials around in a sad, beige excuse for a bag. Step up and let the world know exactly who you are with this unapologetically bold, rainbow-drenched tote that screams louder than your ex at Mardi Gras.

Crafted from durable-as-hell canvas (because you deserve more than flimsy nonsense), this bag’s got room for groceries, glitter, bad decisions, AND your emotional baggage – all while letting the world know you’re here, you’re queer, and you’re not about to blend in with beige boomers at the local Coles.

Printed with the phrase “LET ME BE PERFECTLY QUEER” in a font so confident it could run for Prime Minister, this tote is equal parts fashion statement and middle finger to heteronormativity. The word “QUEER” is splashed across the bottom in a rainbow so vibrant it makes a peacock look insecure.

Sling it over your shoulder and let it flap in the breeze like the flag of your fabulous sovereignty. Whether you’re marching in a pride parade, hitting up a queer book club, or just going to Woolies to buy hummus and existential dread – this bag’s got your back.

Details:

• Handles strong enough to carry your sass
• Loud, proud, and rainbow AF
• Designed for queers, allies, and chaotic icons alike

Snag one now before they’re all gone and you’re left carrying your truth in a sad little Coles bag.

Specifications:

• Material: 100% cotton canvas
• Size: 15"x16", 4" flat bottom gusset, 22” long handles
• Brand: Indigo Maiden
  
• Designed in USA
• Made in China