Master Procrastinator Award Enamel Lapel Pin

"Master Procrastinator" Lapel Pin – For Those Who Put the “Later” in “Now”

Celebrate your Olympic-level ability to put off even the simplest task with this shiny badge of honour (or shame—depends on how you spin it). This glorious enamel lapel pin loudly announces what your to-do list has known for years: you’re not lazy, you’re just strategically delaying greatness.

Crafted in gold-tone metal with bold black ribbon details, this pin is perfect for the professional deadline dodger, the "I'll start Monday" enthusiast, or anyone who’s ever considered reorganising their desktop as a productive activity.

Stick it on your jacket, backpack, or that planner you bought but never opened—it’s the perfect accessory for when you want to pretend you're being ironic about your life choices.

Warning: Wearing this pin may result in zero completed tasks, a mountain of unread emails, and an overwhelming sense of “meh.”

Specifications:

• Material: Enamel, Metal (2 butterfly backs)
• Size: 2.7cm wide x 3.8cm high
• Brand: Jubly-Umph
• Designer: Tasha Miller
• Designed in Australia
• Made in China