No You Hang Up Tote Bag: Purple

For Lovers, Screamers & Emotional Support Ghosts

Tired of boring, sensible tote bags that scream “I recycle kale”? Enter the Ghostface Softboi™ Tote — a lavender-hued emotional rollercoaster you can wear on your shoulder.

Featuring everyone’s favourite phone-obsessed slasher in the middle of a full-blown rom-com meltdown, this bag is perfect for carrying your groceries, emotional baggage, or cursed VHS tapes. With a bold black-and-white print that says “I may stab, but I also feel”, this tote doesn’t just hold stuff — it holds space for your drama.

Specs? Who cares. It’s big enough to fit your existential dread, your ex’s hoodie, and probably a small haunted doll.

Grab this bag. Become the main character. Cry in public, but fashionably.

Specifications:

• Material: Cotton, Vinyl Transfer
• Size: 38 x 42 cm