The Reader Tarot Tote Bag

Tote-ally Obsessed: “The Reader” Bag (A.K.A. Your Literary Cult Starter Kit)

Oi, book goblin. Yeah, you. Stop cramming your cursed paperbacks into your jacket like some literary hobo and get yourself a proper vessel of chaos: THE READER tote. This ain’t your nanna’s grocery bag. This is a full-blown summoning sigil for the terminally book-pilled.

Featuring a stack of ominously thicc tomes topped with a dead bloke’s noggin (because of course it does), this bag screams “I’ve read more books than you and I’m emotionally unstable about it.” 

Crafted from sturdy cotton canvas, this beauty can hold enough books to break your spine—just like the plot twist in that novel you never emotionally recovered from. Take it to the library, the graveyard, or your third failed book club meeting.

Use it. Fear it. Be it.

You’re not just a reader. You’re THE READER.

Specifications:

• Material: 100% cotton canvas
• Size: 15"x16", 4" flat bottom gusset, 22” long handles
• Brand: Indigo Maiden
  
• Designed in USA
• Made in China